ROFL Transmission 3

Male Voice 1: Well, that could have gone better. Murder was a little too minimal for my liking.

Female Voice 1: Oh don't feel so down! They may have stopped a large scale slaughter in the Rose Garden, but we did manage to utterly ruin an intergalactic peace process.

Male Voice 1: Well, when you put it that way, I suppose it was a success. Either way, I think I could use a drink.

Male Voice 2: Maybe that old style soda fountain and candy store?

Male Voice 1: Naww, the plants are too talkative there. What about something with a little more punch like Spades and Ivy?

Female Voice 2: Seriously? That place is full of vermin!

Male Voice 1: What? Those oversized striped punching bags?

Female Voice 2: No.

Female Voice 1: Maybe those flying flea circuses?

Female Voice 2: No. I mean, they haven't a following large enough have a name like the ainaphilia of the past.

Female Voice 1: Well what could be so bad as to keep us from a good couple of drinks out?

Male Voice 2: Rats!
Female Voice 2: Rats!
Male Voice 1: Rats!