ROFL Transmission 2

Male commentator: Hello again everyone! I trust you all had a chance to catch up on the day's news. That is certainly one way to raise a stink, but does it smell any worse than city hall? Of course you are all wondering when the next adventure will come to your neighborhood, and to you I say: soon.

Female commentator: Hey! but before we get going about that, we've got some mail to take care of!

Male commentator: Well, let's not keep everone waiting in suspense. Read it!

Female commentator: Dear ROFL. I have a problem only you could solve. I'm always picked on at school, and if I stand up for myself, I get blamed for everything. Could you send a couple of murderbots to even the score? Yours truly, Timmy

Male Commentator: For shame! Asking us to wage your wars for you? Timmy, if there is one thing you must learn it is that vengeance is a very personal thing, and you should never hand it off to someone else. However, because you wrote to us, we are going to help you get started with your very own murder bot starter kit! After all, you can lend someone a murderbot and they will hold a city block hostage, but you can teach someone to BUILD THEIR OWN murderbots and they will hold the whole city hostage! So watch for that secret delivery. If you do well, and we will be watching, we may even make you an official junior ROFL member! So get out there and say it with blood!

Female commentator: You know, he does have a bit of a point in there thoguh.

Male Commentator: Oh and what would that be?"

Female Commentator: There seems to be a distinct shortage of murderbots on the prowl. You know what that means.

Both commentators: Time for ROFL to lead by example! Here's to you, Timmy!